Heavenly Humor Etc.

ppp 046Laughter, Perfect Laughter, in Heaven is described here as:

“Not like the response to a joke’s punch line, where there’s a moment of delight before returning to a world of burdens, but the spontaneous laughter of sheer joy that shows no signs of stopping, uninhibited by the dark cloud of stark reality.”

About leaving earth & Entering Heaven:

“Today’s inadequate goodbye in this place would be followed by a wondrous hello in another.”

– Chapter 4 of Randy Alcorn’s “Deadline,” the first novel in a 3-book series

 

Nosebleed Etiquette

Well-equipped am I to offer helpful tips on proper action to take with a nosebleed, since back in my cancer-fighting years I had nosebleeds frequently, my longest clocking in at a bloody 24 hours.

  1. DO NOT tip your head back because then the blood runs down your throat.

 

  1. Keep your head upright to let the blood flow out of your body.

 

  1. Pinch & hold the top of your nose to help stop your nosebleed.

 

  1. Lastly, have many rags/washcloths/what have you, available to change frequently once they’re soaked with blood.

“The Fowl”

“Elephant. Where’s the little fish?” Grandpa asked his youngest granddaughter who turned 2 a mere 4 days prior. The duo was flipping through an animal book with the teeny girl contentedly on the lap of her cherished “Papa.”

Another special moment –

“Hop like a bunny, 1-2-3! Hop like a bunny, 1-2-4!” cheerily sang Grandma as she led her 3 grandchildren, who had followed her into her room, down the hallway toward the kitchen.

And later in the evening let’s not forget this endearing encounter:

“Bye,” I announced to my nearby niece. “I’m about to go in my room & eat my dinner.”

The six-year-old had climbed onto a kitchen chair to talk about the potatoes & sausage I made for dinner. Turns out, we both enjoy syrup with breakfast sausage, ketchup on dinner sausage & also potatoes.

My goddaughter stared at me with a monumentally bewildered expression once I delivered the following statement that included a term in a context with which the child was unfamiliar. The subsequent inquiry of the young girl was thus 100% justified:

“You’re the coolest chick I know!”

“Chicken?”

The End

***I indescribably love how she jumped right into my arms the very instant I told her that I needed a photo with her!

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Why Coffee Is the #1 Fall-Weather Chum

The blissful beverage:

 – makes you feel energetic & happy;

– is a great catalyst for relaxing chats among people;

 – tastes remarkably scrumptious;

– is made in countless flavors & blends to accommodate taste buds the world over;

– & lastly, fits in during any hour of the day whether dressed up at an important event or at home on a chilly fall day looking all cute in a pink scarf & armed with a venti Starbucks Caramel Brûlée Latte!

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