I was at home on the laptop Saturday evening & commenting how repulsed I become hearing a person hack up crap from their throat when they’re sick.
“C’mon, like we haven’t listened to you a thousand times when you’re sick,” immediately countered my Mom.
What a line! And to her only daughter for Pete’s sake! (All right, there’s actually 3 of us, but still . . . )
“Oh, puh-lease!” I shot back to her obviously absurd comment to me. “That’s an understatement because you’ve heard me being sick
at least a thousand times! . . .