Here’s a cool “getting older” themed piece I found online a while ago. I’m unaware of the author to give credit.
You know you’re getting older when…
It takes longer to rest than it did to get tired.
A true friend remembers your birthday but not your age.
You Know you’re Old when…
In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first.
You and your teeth don’t sleep together.
People call at 9 p.m. and ask, “Did I wake you?”
The clothes you’ve put away until they come back in style . . . come back in style.
There’s nothing left to learn the hard way.
Happy hour is a nap.
You realize that caution is the only thing you care to exercise.